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Who says video games can't hurt anyone? I spent an entire night drinking mountain dew, smoking, and playing Unreal Tournament 2003. The only time I took my hand off the mouse was to go to the bathroom once. Kids, Don't play video games! (Give us geezers a chance)

Editor's Notes:

This must be the updated version of the blister an Atari joystick would give you between the thumb and pointer finger.

If this is really sweat retention, then you are playing too hard. Next time ditch the Mountain Dew and pick up some Mellow Yellow. Found a few articles on sweat retention and they all call it Prickly Heat.

Ah, joysticks, blisters and prickly heat. If you haven't learned anything else from this wound, you've learned that there actually are jokes so easy that even I won't take them.

Sharky

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