1. This site has gross things on it. Don't look at gross things if it upsets you. Go to google.com and search for "pleasant". Not "pleasure" as this will surely find you more things that upset you, but "pleasant". Maybe with a +meadow on there just to be sure you get something nice.

2. We are by no means asking you to do something stupid like injure yourself on purpose just to be able to submit. Just wait, you will injure yourself someday, just make sure you have your camera nearby. In fact, I'll make you a deal...If you must submit but have no injury, take all that energy and work on a fake injury with that good movie skin and blood, and we'll make a "best fakes" section. Just don't hurt yourself on purpose...that's crazy. That's all for now...

Thank you,
the management